Ranking the Anime from Summer and Spring 2023: A Hilarious Review

Review of this spring with a touch of it's own

Are you an anime enthusiast always on the lookout for the latest and greatest anime series to binge-watch? Well, you're in for a treat because we've got a unique and humorous take on the anime releases from the summer and spring of 2023. Our mysterious anime reviewer, who goes by a pseudonym for this wild adventure, has a knack for keeping it real and providing brutally honest opinions on each series. Get ready for a rollercoaster ride through some bizarre and entertaining anime!

Reborn as a Vending Machine: A Unique Perspective on Life

Ever wondered what it would be like if the main character of an anime turned into a vending machine? Well, "Reborn as a Vending Machine" explores this unusual concept. Our reviewer dives deep into this series, highlighting the eccentricities of Japanese vending machines and how the show showcases them. The verdict? A solid "C" rating with the reminder that the novelty can wear off quickly, much like a plate of nachos!

Psalm 100: A Zombie Apocalypse with a Twist

"Psalm 100" takes a different approach to the zombie apocalypse genre. Instead of focusing on the undead, it delves into the life of a protagonist who rediscovers his zest for life amidst the chaos. Our reviewer shares some personal zombie apocalypse plans (including raising an army of plants) and touches on how society might react. The final verdict is an "A" for a fresh take on the genre.

Mushoku Tensei: A Journey with Rudy Continues

Rudy is back in "Mushoku Tensei," and this time, he's facing a different kind of challenge - erectile dysfunction! Our reviewer humorously explores Rudy's new adventures and the unique challenges he encounters. While it's a bit of a departure from the previous season, it still manages to deliver a solid anime experience. The music also receives some well-deserved praise. The result? A "B" rating for this season.

Classroom for Heroes: A Power Fantasy with a Twist

"Classroom for Heroes" is a power fantasy with a twist. Our reviewer suggests that it's more enjoyable when you role-play as the main character, as the plot and characters might not be the anime's strong suits. Comparing it to another anime with a similar premise, our reviewer rates it a "C," but it's still worth a watch for some entertainment.

The Dangers in My Heart: A Glimpse into Dark Thoughts

This anime explores the dark thoughts of a lonely protagonist who ultimately seeks friendship. It's a unique take on the genre and is praised for its character development. Despite some dark themes, our reviewer finds it incredible, giving it an "A" rating.

Am I Actually the Strongest? Not Quite!

In the world of anime, not all shows can be winners, and "Am I Actually the Strongest?" finds itself at the bottom of the list. Our reviewer doesn't mince words, calling it out for attempting to mimic the success of other isekai anime and falling short. It receives a "D" rating.

My Happy Marriage: A Historical Tale

"My Happy Marriage" is a historical anime with a protagonist who has faced years of abuse and hardship. The reviewer acknowledges the dark and unconventional premise but points out that it has elements that make it worth watching. With the potential for a higher rating as the season progresses, it currently sits at a "B."

The Dreaming Boy is a Realist: A Rom-Com Gone Awry

In "The Dreaming Boy is a Realist," our reviewer encounters a rom-com with a twist - an overly obsessive protagonist. They humorously discuss the absurdity of the protagonist's actions and give this anime a "C" rating.

Jujutsu Kaizen: Carrying the Torch for Modern Anime

"Jujutsu Kaizen" is hailed as one of the anime series currently carrying modern anime on its shoulders. With a powerful rating of "S," it's recognized for its exceptional quality and contribution to the genre.

Bleach: A Comeback Worth Celebrating

The reviewer compares the return of "Bleach" to Michael Jordan coming back to the NBA at his prime. It receives the coveted "God Tier" rating, showcasing its importance in the world of anime.

Rent a Girlfriend: A Guilty Pleasure

Our reviewer admits to reading the manga and expresses mixed feelings about the anime adaptation. Despite knowing its flaws, they can't help but stay hooked. "Rent a Girlfriend" receives an "A" for its addictive quality.

Fate (TBD): A Promising Start

Although there's only one episode to judge, the reviewer sees promise in the new Fate anime and mentions that it looks good so far.

Magical Girl Destroyer: A Government Gone Awry

"Magical Girl Destroyer" explores a dystopian world where the government cracks down on anime. Despite a unique premise and some humor, it falls in the "C" category.

Saint Cecilia and Pastor Lawrence: A Church Romance

"Saint Cecilia and Pastor Lawrence" is a unique church-themed romance anime that captures the reviewer's attention. With a "B" rating, it stands out for its originality.